My hands are cold

surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

So this just happened.

modmad:

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My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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2460onetruepairing:

apersnicketylemon:

megadelicious:

professorgoogoo:

cumomelet:

almost one million people liked this post

FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER

Every time I see this I wonder if they actually read it before publishing, because that child’s the spawn of the Devil himself, like this is some Omen level shit happening right here, and it’s creepy af like please, abort that one bc it is clearly the anti-christ mate.

Holy crap that is terrifying, like a episode of Supernatural or something.

rosaparking:

majiinboo:

blackdenimjeans:

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

Screaming

you really need to save things like this in your drafts and read them out loud a couple of times before you decide to hit publish now.

……………..

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not