My hands are cold

feedmerightmeow:

dude what are you doing?

game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
me: k
me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
me: okay im ready to save the world
game npc: please hurry hero!!
me: actually hold on
me: [changes outfit]

scrapes:

prettynaturally:

yung-obama:

"nicki minaj had so much face surgery"

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Thank you 🌞

SHE JUST GOT GOOD MAKEUP ARTISTS HAG ASS HATERS

haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks

alekzmx:

izzymar:

corrine-foxworth:

princeofthehallows:

A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend. 

They assume that because that’s how straight men treat women. Like predators going after prey. Sucks to feel vulnerable and scared, huh?

Men’s egos, everybody.

straight guys´ masculinity is the most fragil thing

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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dialupmodem:

clamperl:

he predicts the future

why did you take out his last name we all know his last name

dialupmodem:

clamperl:

he predicts the future

why did you take out his last name we all know his last name